When God was apportioning land to individual nations to give them a place to live, there was great commotion. Russians and the Chinese came rushing in, there was a press of the Spanish and Filipinos, there were the black, the yellow and the red, but most of them were multiracial people who yelled: \u201cGive me a place anywhere.\u201d God looked at this colourful wonder of an animal species on Earth, and it stroke him that some were small, some big, that they were of different skin colours, strange behaviours and personal traits. His eyes caught a peculiar person who was the tallest of all, over two metre in height, wearing a moustache, holding a piece of paper to roll tobacco in, snuffling and mumbling something. He seemed to be sleeping rather than doing something. In the crowd, different nations were bumping against him \u2013 some Germans, quite a few Italians, but mostly Turks. God heard him say: \u201cStop pushing, you miserable people. There is room for everyone. I almost fell down because of you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
God began to allocate land and said: \u201cThe Chinese, you are a big nation. Here is Asia for you. The black, have Africa. You, the red, will go to America\u2026\u201d The Montenegrin interrupted him and said: \u201cAnd where will I, poor wretch, go?\u201d God answered: \u201cWait a little, there will also be place for you,\u201d and continued: \u201cEnglish people, you are fond of the sea. Here is an island for you. Italians, you roam up and down. I give you a peninsula. You, Germans, like to work. Go north, so that you do not sweat too much. Arabs, you will have the desert, as you sleep during the day and are impossible to bear during the night. There will also be some petrol\u2026\u201d And thus, little by little, God divided the entire Earth. The Montenegrin watched him, still smoking his cigarette, and said gruffly: \u201cAnd where will I go now, you looser?\u201d God was hurt a bit by these words. He had already allocated all land. He looked again at this weirdo who kept a chair next to his bed to rest for a while when he got up at noon or so, who was full of deficiencies, but bright, taller than him, could not care less for the whole world, wearing a black slightly slanted hat with a six-pointed golden star on red background on top. God saw the injustice, took a piece of his land, a piece of heaven, and gave it to the Montenegrin to live in. Thus, the Montenegrin got his homeland, his Montenegro, the only piece of heaven on Earth. Author<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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